positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

(Source: whendogmetdolphin)

  • Me: Time to finally get writing!
  • Me: *Opens up word processor*
  • Me: *Puts on favorite song*
  • Me: *Checks Tumblr*
  • Me: *Gets a drink of water*
  • Me: *Dances in front of the mirror to said favorite song*
  • Me: *Gets mail*
  • Me: *Watches entire season of TV show*
  • Me: *Climbs world's top ten tallest mountains*
  • Me: *Treks across the Sahara*
  • Me: *Counts the number of blades of grass in the world*
  • Me: *Writes two words*
  • Me: Wow, that was a good writing session. I got a lot done.

(Source: taoii)